I didn’t realize this was two different ads for a good minute or so
For the Portal fans out there, I just sharpied my door. No stencils, all hand drawn with black and silver sharpies and a ruler - Imgur
I’m totally going to do this. After college. After I get a house.
Holy shit, that’s AMAZING
NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED.
WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED
when tumblr gets to make up a headcanon for a character with no canon appearance its always skinny white dude with blonde hair and glasses in a dress shirt with a tie
cecil and wheatley look exactly the same
Awkward Chell is awkward…
Digging thru prehistory and i find spacey’s gorgeous drawing of my GLaDoS… But she reminds me of Elsa, especially the hair. Now im laughing because I’m picturing a frozen parody
no daytime in the facility, not a footprint to be seen
my army of cleaning devices keep the facility floors clean
you are exceptionally heavy yet again
it’s alright this place is void of real men
don’t let them out don’t set them free, be the AI you were designed to be
control and know every single variable
oh no know she knows
keep them in, keep them in
secure testing labs at all costs
keep them in, keep them in
no test subject can get lost
plenty of neurotoxin here
and the cake is gone
you probably thought you were in the clear
tfw AI’s won’t stop talking shit bout ya weight when you are one fine hunny
Aw anon, I want to start by saying it warms my heart to hear. Judging by this mere sentence you seem lovely.
I also want to take a minute and say I never consider it a bad thing when people are genuinely interested in me and take time to kindly interact.
You shouldn’t be ashamed or scared to approach people! Most are quite nice! If they’re a jackass at least you’ll know to stay far away from them in the future.
The unfortunate nature of things is that people aren’t always compatible, and that can be a bitch of a pill to swallow. But if that’s the case then you can’t instantly blame it on yourself. It takes two to tango.
Spacey published a thing a while ago about how friendships (and any type of relationship) isn’t something that can be forced if it isn’t meant to be, and how relationships are an organic thing that tends to grow smoothly if people click. I wish I knew where it was, it was a very enlightening and helpful ext.
Anyway, the bottom line is; I think there’s never harm in trying. Because if you don’t, you’ll never know. We might be future best friends. And if we’re not, at least you’ll be able to stop wondering and go find people who are better for you.