rubitrightintomyeyes:

outerspacecake:

I didn’t realize this was two different ads for a good minute or so

rubitrightintomyeyes:

outerspacecake:

I didn’t realize this was two different ads for a good minute or so

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portal-after-dark:

unbadger:

uh

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yeah

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lavastormsw:

aftertheheartbreak:

amyaugusta:

For the Portal fans out there, I just sharpied my door. No stencils, all hand drawn with black and silver sharpies and a ruler - Imgur

I’m totally going to do this. After college. After I get a house.

Holy shit, that’s AMAZING

lavastormsw:

aftertheheartbreak:

amyaugusta:

For the Portal fans out there, I just sharpied my door. No stencils, all hand drawn with black and silver sharpies and a ruler - Imgur

I’m totally going to do this. After college. After I get a house.

Holy shit, that’s AMAZING

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

nyalesy:

when tumblr gets to make up a headcanon for a character with no canon appearance its always skinny white dude with blonde hair and glasses in a dress shirt with a tie

cecil and wheatley look exactly the same

rattmannfandom:

Awkward Chell is awkward…

rattmannfandom:

Awkward Chell is awkward…

do you want to build a testing facility

is this sung by cave johnson

ruf1ohn1tram:

buuurp

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Digging thru prehistory and i find spacey’s gorgeous drawing of my GLaDoS… But she reminds me of Elsa, especially the hair. Now im laughing because I’m picturing a frozen parody

no daytime in the facility, not a footprint to be seen

my army of cleaning devices keep the facility floors clean

you are exceptionally heavy yet again

it’s alright this place is void of real men

don’t let them out don’t set them free, be the AI you were designed to be

control and know every single variable 

oh no know she knows

keep them in, keep them in

secure testing labs at all costs

keep them in, keep them in

no test subject can get lost

plenty of neurotoxin here

and the cake is gone

you probably thought you were in the clear

PORTAL!! (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤
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kyoukorpse:

tfw AI’s won’t stop talking shit bout ya weight when you are one fine hunny

kyoukorpse:

tfw AI’s won’t stop talking shit bout ya weight when you are one fine hunny